Facial Math to Beee U tee Fly

When you simplify a radical, you want to take out as much as possible. This will make facial planning far more algebraically correct. As a doctor, these thoughts are make or break in the plastic surgery wing!

We can use the product rule of radicals in reverse to help us simplify the n'th root of a number that we cannot take the n'th root of as is, but has a factor that we can take the nth root of. If there is such a factor, we write the radiosonde as the product of that factor times the appropriate number and proceed. Of course as we all know, n'th has no meaning when determining eye brow thickness. Lets proceed ...

We can also use the quotient rule to simplify a fraction that we have under the radical. For instance, nose (A) can be qualified to rectify the angular placement of lip puff (B). A perfect square face with rounded features is key to any reconstruction.

Note that the phrase "perfect square" means that you can triangulate masses nth and cartilage all in one spread sheet! Just as "perfect cube" means we can take the cube root of the chin ( or chins ), and so forth. I will be using that phrase in some of the following examples.

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LIPS: Size density for perfect attractive quotient will be pie times al gore ithum 77.3 minus the diopter root of chin.

NOSE: Bigger the better

EYES: Bull Bus (A) shall be at least twice the circumferences of foreheads (B)

FOREHEAD: STRETCH THAT SKIN .... very simple, and no n'th figures need be applied.

Basketball Neck WrinkleSkins

Wrinkleskins is 2 pounds + basketball

Criminals

Word on the street is that Mafia Chris and her posse of hoodlums are out making a "blackmail attempt" on Mr. Hollydale using - fiber intensive brownies. This photo was published early Tuesday AM by local authorities.

Speedy Trippers in the BIG Box Luncheon Episode

Chrissy: Ohhh Speedcat .... you cannot run around wearing a box! (snort)

Speedy Tripper: : I am doing my best here, times are tough you know

Janet: If you need to borrow some money, Chrissy's father might be able to help

Speedy Tripper: Nawwwwww ... Obama's stimulus will be stimulating me soon!

Chrissy: Looks like you are stimulated already (snort-snort)

Janet: Speedcat !!!!!!!!!

Speedy Tripper: Well, what do you expect living with two women?

Mr Furley: I came over to get the rent ......... SPEEDCAT ! What in the world is wrong with you? You are a real nut, you know that???

Speedy Tripper: Yes, I am getting there, that's for sure

Janet: Chrissy and I have our share of the rent ... but Speedy is a little short

Chrissy: (snort)

Mr Furley: Well, you know I would like to help, but my uncle Bart is a real jack *** !

Mr Furley .... and PUT SOME CLOTHES ON !!!!!!!!!!!!! (shakes head and walks out)

Speedy Tripper: Well, I'm going down to the boardwalk - ZUNE is going to pay me a dollar for each hour I am in public wearing this box

Chrissy: Better get some suspenders in case your stimulus does not hold up (snort snort snort)




EPILOGUE: Speedy Tripper was arrested and released on a 1000 bail, but at least did not use any pop up ads like Netflicks

Facebook Ode

Speedcat Hollydale I am out on the deck .... that`s all I will say


about an hour ago via Mobile Web · Comment ·LikeUnlike

Shawn McGinley Bradford
what'cha doin' on the deck speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedy???
about an hour ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
wearing my Star Trek boxers
56 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
but what'cha doooooooooooin'????
54 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
isn't it like 30 below there???...arnt you freezin' yer prius off?
53 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
i mean arse?
52 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
silly me. You prolly have your prius in the garage!
52 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Peayogi?....hmmmm....you might be on to something Speedy! An all-in-one tasty veggie/dairy/protein meal! If we put our heads together, we could make MILLIONS! Oooh!...we could even branch & make different flavors...like Brocoyogi?...Spinayogi?...or Potatoyogi? YUM!!!
50 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
... and yes, the Prius is underground
49 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
collecting dust
49 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
heheheheheheeeeeeeeeee
49 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
CRACK >>>>>> uhhh Ohhh
48 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
what are you talking about? yogi???
48 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Say, what are your pillows made of??
48 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
YOU WROTE THAT! ( hysterical laughter )
47 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
I did not!!!!!!!!
47 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
did 2
47 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
where?
46 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
foam, i think?
46 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
ONE of yer outlandish comments
46 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
maybe feathers
46 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
gimmeee one
46 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
I never utter'd PeaYogi in my life!!!
46 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
On my post
46 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
You needs proof???
46 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
One WHAT?!?!
45 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
One foam chunk ................
45 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
.... what were you smoking out on the deck!?? Ooooops!!
44 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
The FOOOAM CHUNK ... soon we"ll be taking another run .....The FOAM CHUNK do deeeeee da doo dee da doo da dooooo
44 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
HEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
ooooh...a pink bear!
43 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank !
43 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
He's ORANGE
42 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
neener neener
42 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Hug Speedcat Now! Make them feel warm and fuzzy ;)
42 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
pink feet, ears & nose...
42 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
pants on fire!
42 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
hmmmmmmmmmmmm .... ORANGE!
41 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
knock nok ....
41 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
yah they are! hahhaaa,,,, oh noes here comes the bloated checik again!!!!
41 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
knock knock ............
41 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
who's there?
40 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
........ orange
40 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
hurry!!!
40 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
hurry whooooooo ???
40 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
i thought it was banana
40 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
U haz to poddy ??????????
40 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
no no no
39 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
hurry get me past the bloated chicken...it freaks me out!
39 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
ORANGE .........
39 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
orange WHO?!??!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
39 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
LOL (((( classic ))))
39 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DID NOT WHIP OUT MY PRIUS ??
38 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
he heee
38 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
GAWD!!!!!!!!! yes!
38 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
he heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
38 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
your shouldnt use whip & prius in same sentence speeeedy, juz sayin
37 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
ha haaaaaaaa! That was the world's wordt knock nok joke EVER
37 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
ahahhaaaa
37 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
... why not?
37 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
you said it...cant speel it but you said it!
36 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
just cuz. knock knock
36 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Worstishire Saucers
36 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
...... come in!
35 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
heheheheheeee
35 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
"Who's There ???"
35 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
Ahahhahahaaaaa!!!!! Classic
35 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Martin???
35 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
Arnt you gonna let me in?!?!?
34 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
Let me in!!!
34 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
NOT until you tall me WHOS THERE
34 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
I dunno.... you started it!
33 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
bang bang bang!
33 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
"Who's There ???"
33 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
banana
33 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
bananana WHOO ????
32 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
tapping desk ...................
32 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
banana
32 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
banana banana?????????? Lady Banana? Lady Godiva Nakid Choclate lady??
31 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
BANANA!!!
30 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
... riding a barebaked horse down Main St Hollydales??
30 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
(I love how your mind operates)
30 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
I know ... it is like a supercomputer
29 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
............ banana WHO ??
29 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
Banana!!!!
28 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
I mean Orange
28 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
you are such a wisenhymen
28 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
he heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
27 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
27 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
hymen?!? ahahhaha.... not
27 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
((( falls off chair )))
27 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
banana?
27 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
ahahhahaaaaa.....geeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! xoxo
27 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
LMAO
27 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
omygosh .............. too funny
26 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
ORANGE!!!
26 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
I need AIR !!
26 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
i never been called that before!!! ahahhaaaaa
25 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Orange you glad I did not say hymens??
25 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
YES!!!!!!!!!!!! oh agwd
25 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
gawd
24 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Dear Miss Hymens, it is my duty to inform you that your future is in danger ...........
24 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
how old are we?!??!
24 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Hard to say from this line of hymenskins .......
24 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
STOP! my stomach hurts!
23 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
but.....
23 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Wanna sing a few Christmas Hymens??
23 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
No more hymens Speedy. Stop with the hymens
22 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
yeees ...............
22 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
but.....
22 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
OK ( rolls eyes and looks at ceiling )
22 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
i mean, so...........
22 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
......... yes punkin?
21 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
orange
21 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Orange WHO?
21 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Orange you glad I did not say bananan fee fie fo fanna?
20 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
orange ya glad I didnt say BANANANANANANA!?!?!?or hymen?
20 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
beeeeee bay way be eye OHHH feeee fla flaana bannana
20 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
DOH!!!!
20 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
coinkidink PLUS !
19 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
......... " like a supercomputer"
19 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
and WHAT hymen???
19 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
and a wizaenhymen
19 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
OOOOOPS!
19 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
gotcha!
18 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
A supercomputer + a wizenhymen.... hmmmmm
18 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
I bet you will use the term wisenhymen this week .... that's what I think
18 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
I bet your right! Darn you!!! ahahhahaaaaa
17 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Like a Stepford wife!!!
17 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
I think this night would make a GREAT post
16 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
oooh scareeee
16 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
At the good Doctor Shoal's place ..... err, "blog"
16 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
clinic
16 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
I bet he knows all about wizenhymens
15 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
hospital wing
15 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
flap flap flap
15 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Prolly made a FEW prosthetics for Mormans???
14 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
(((( yikes )))) ..... sorry !!
14 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
ohhhhh heheheheheeeeeeeeeeee (( falls off chair ))
13 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
OK ... just have to post this. Can I ???
13 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
you should get a chair with a seat belt or railings or somthing
13 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
I did, but Mardy chewed the thing to shreds!
12 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
kibble???
12 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
So...how bout another knoclk knock joke?!?
12 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
YOU BET!
12 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
knok nok ...........
11 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
OK! You start...
11 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
dang it!
11 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Knock Knock !!
11 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
come in!
11 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
knock??
11 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
OMG.....
10 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
You need to invite me by saying WHO
10 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
OOOooooooh..... whooooo?
9 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
whooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!..... See Morebanana?
9 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Jingleskins ...........
9 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Jingleskins WHO ??? you ask?
8 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
Jingleskins who? or what?
8 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Jingleskins Coopty Grass !!!!!!!!!!
8 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
gosh... gimme more than TWO seconds to answer I am not a supercomputer yanno
8 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
hoooowhaaaaaaaaa hoooooowhaaaaaaaaaaaa
8 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
I am
7 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
My name is HAL
7 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
you suck @ knock knock jokes. sorry. xoxo
7 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
do U like HAL ???
7 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
OK >>>>>>>> UR turn
6 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
I do not know HAL.... is he related to Hymie?
6 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
Hymietown???
6 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
Hymie...you know...that guy
5 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
A break-in was reported at the Hymentowne bank today .... stolen items included 3 cats
5 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
look it up in your supercompter
5 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
The Unofficial Get Smart Home Page Biography of Hymie ... Hymie was created by Dr. Ratton, a KAOS scientist in 1965. Ratton, who named Hymie after his father, ...
4 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
I think a good name for your supercomputer would be wizenhymen! Makes perfect sense! no?
4 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
agreed
3 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
OR .... a reeeeeeeeeeeeeely nice post
3 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
Good! I forgot about Get Smart's Hymie! I always thought he was cute
3 minutes ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
OMGOSH ........ you win tonights "out weird" the Hollydale contest!
2 minutes ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
You can post about wizenhymen the supercomputer who tells knock knock jokes and make you fall outta your chair...
about a minute ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
GRANDE PRIZE WINNER ..... Cuppy Hymens
about a minute ago ·

Shawn McGinley Bradford
WHY?!?! me? Weird? When?
about a minute ago ·

Speedcat Hollydale
smooooooooooooooooootch!
2 seconds ago ·

SOFA KING MISTA KLEEN

I could not find the exact model - it must not be a current stock item. This one might be close?

litterz

Zoe Bravo Web Page

ZOE: OMG!! I love this one ... I feel this kind of goes with the shoes. Really cute, kind of "Twiggy"

SPEEDCAT: uhhh, yes, a great "Tylor" look