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Shawn McGinley Bradford when you come in from the COLD that is.....ahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
19 minutes ago · LikeUnlike · Speedcat Hollydale ohhhhhh shit !
14 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeSpeedcat Hollydale At least I am not bald ... yet
13 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeShawn McGinley Bradford for the morning Facebookers enjoyment :)
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13 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeShawn McGinley Bradford Oh. My. Is that...........YOU?!?!??!
13 minutes ago · LikeUnlike · Speedcat Hollydale ‎"enjoyment" ... heheee
13 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeSpeedcat Hollydale IT's COLD MAN !!!!!!!! shheeesh
12 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeShawn McGinley Bradford Your face is so....acromegalic!!! :)
12 minutes ago · LikeUnlike · Speedcat Hollydale Gynocomastiasion
11 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeShawn McGinley Bradford I wonder what that means????
11 minutes ago · LikeUnlike · Speedcat Hollydale It means yer chin is the size of a pumkin
11 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeShawn McGinley Bradford Hirsutim....????
10 minutes ago · LikeUnlike · Speedcat Hollydale or Pump Kin folk
10 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeSpeedcat Hollydale flattened pectoral fins ...
10 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeSpeedcat Hollydale ‎(((( swimming wsimming swimming )))
10 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeShawn McGinley Bradford I'm kinda scared by this picture.....
9 minutes ago · LikeUnlike · Speedcat Hollydale SPLASH !!! ... ohhhhh , the DNA pond of misfortune with Pat Say Jacks
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Loading...Speedcat Hollydale come on in, the water is warm like poridge
8 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeShawn McGinley Bradford guess we dont have to worry about reproduction....ahahhahahaa
8 minutes ago · LikeUnlike · Shawn McGinley Bradford oh hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8 minutes ago · LikeUnlike · Speedcat Hollydale maybe with a turtle ...
8 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeSpeedcat Hollydale ‎" Very shy, and seems to b in a shell "
7 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeShawn McGinley Bradford NOW I AM SCARED!!!! ahhahaaaaa.....geek
7 minutes ago · LikeUnlike · Speedcat Hollydale Paint that picture <<<< HA HA HAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!
7 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeShawn McGinley Bradford Maybe it all just went up into his back!
7 minutes ago · LikeUnlike · Speedcat Hollydale been there
6 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeShawn McGinley Bradford dang....I wish DROWSEY was here!!!
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6 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeSpeedcat Hollydale The picture might CHANGE ?????????
6 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeShawn McGinley Bradford poor man (???)....
6 minutes ago · LikeUnlike · Speedcat Hollydale life is tough, and short
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5 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeSpeedcat Hollydale and lactatorzz
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4 minutes ago · LikeUnlike · Speedcat Hollydale boy ohhhhhh this one is a real one of a kind , no ???
4 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeShawn McGinley Bradford I HOPE its the only one of its kind!!!
3 minutes ago · LikeUnlike · Speedcat Hollydale ‎2008, after the divorce
3 minutes ago · LikeUnlikeShawn McGinley Bradford HA!!!............HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...and AHAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
2 minutes ago · LikeUnlike · Speedcat Hollydale times were tough, but I joined the Why M Sea Aye in Canada and got my land legs back
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about a minute ago · LikeUnlikeSpeedcat Hollydale THERE is a good post :-)
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a few seconds ago · LikeUnlike · Speedcat Hollydale OK !!!!!
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Facebook Parking with JEANNIE

Speedcat: Jeanie, I have been in love with you ever since I saw you on TV as a kid.

Jeanie: I have never been on TV silly master! (laughing Jeanie)

Speedcat: Ohhh, that's right. Master aye?? I like that a laaaht (wink)

Jeanie: What will we do today master?

Speedcat: Why don't we visit your sister, the one with the green outfit ....

Jeanie: Certainly not, she is a terrible person, and I regret that she is related to me.

Speedcat: I guess you're right - Can you blink us to NASA so I can meet Dr. Bellows?

Jeanie: Master! Have you been drinking? Dr. Bellows has been your supervising psychologist for years at work. Can't you think of something exciting and adventurous??

Speedcat: True. Blink us to VEGAS baby!!

Jeanie: Is this to your liking Speedcat ... I mean master?

Speedcat: Strait up Miss J! Now lets go inside and french ....

THE END

Facebook SHOCKER !!!

it cannot last forever ... dammit

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nope, IT JUST CANNOT LAST FOREVER. BUT, you can upload it to Picasa from your phone and then publish it here with one click. THATS cool :-)

Facial Math to Beee U tee Fly

When you simplify a radical, you want to take out as much as possible. This will make facial planning far more algebraically correct. As a doctor, these thoughts are make or break in the plastic surgery wing!

We can use the product rule of radicals in reverse to help us simplify the n'th root of a number that we cannot take the n'th root of as is, but has a factor that we can take the nth root of. If there is such a factor, we write the radiosonde as the product of that factor times the appropriate number and proceed. Of course as we all know, n'th has no meaning when determining eye brow thickness. Lets proceed ...

We can also use the quotient rule to simplify a fraction that we have under the radical. For instance, nose (A) can be qualified to rectify the angular placement of lip puff (B). A perfect square face with rounded features is key to any reconstruction.

Note that the phrase "perfect square" means that you can triangulate masses nth and cartilage all in one spread sheet! Just as "perfect cube" means we can take the cube root of the chin ( or chins ), and so forth. I will be using that phrase in some of the following examples.

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LIPS: Size density for perfect attractive quotient will be pie times al gore ithum 77.3 minus the diopter root of chin.

NOSE: Bigger the better

EYES: Bull Bus (A) shall be at least twice the circumferences of foreheads (B)

FOREHEAD: STRETCH THAT SKIN .... very simple, and no n'th figures need be applied.

For Daisy

A Moment to Remember

art in motion

Facebook Dinner Plane

Planet Hollydale Sidebar Image

purpa purpa Purple Lightning

Old Towne Speedcat Goin Down the River

p p p p p p p p p Purple Crap

another Purple post??

Purple Saturday

be a Purple Saturday with Purple Frog
Purple Saturday with a Butterfly - Here is another Purple Saturday! Spring time will be here before you know it- at least it will be here in Arizona earlier than most cause we have the nice ... (( click to read more ))

Basketball Neck WrinkleSkins

Wrinkleskins is 2 pounds + basketball

Criminals

Word on the street is that Mafia Chris and her posse of hoodlums are out making a "blackmail attempt" on Mr. Hollydale using - fiber intensive brownies. This photo was published early Tuesday AM by local authorities.

Way UP there in the Great Wild Beyonders

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Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon ??



Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon ?????


We could float among the stars together, you and I ...

For we can fly we can fly ... do dooo do dooo ... FLY!!





Up, up and away
In my beautiful, my beautiful balloon


The world's a nicer place in my beautiful balloon
It wears a nicer face in my beautiful balloon


We can sing a song and sail along the silver sky
For we can fly we can fly !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful balloon


Suspended under a twilight canopy

We'll search the clouds for a star to guide us

If by some chance you find yourself loving me

We'll find a cloud to hide us

We'll keep the moon beside us


We'll keep the bucket of chicken by us

Love is waiting there in my beautiful balloon
Way up in the air in my beautiful balloon

If you'll hold my hand we'll chase your dream across the sky
For we can fly we can fly !!!!!!!!!!!



Up, up and away
My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
Balloon...



Up, up, and away.....

















For Maunie James .... more to come!!!

Speedy Trippers in the BIG Box Luncheon Episode

Chrissy: Ohhh Speedcat .... you cannot run around wearing a box! (snort)

Speedy Tripper: : I am doing my best here, times are tough you know

Janet: If you need to borrow some money, Chrissy's father might be able to help

Speedy Tripper: Nawwwwww ... Obama's stimulus will be stimulating me soon!

Chrissy: Looks like you are stimulated already (snort-snort)

Janet: Speedcat !!!!!!!!!

Speedy Tripper: Well, what do you expect living with two women?

Mr Furley: I came over to get the rent ......... SPEEDCAT ! What in the world is wrong with you? You are a real nut, you know that???

Speedy Tripper: Yes, I am getting there, that's for sure

Janet: Chrissy and I have our share of the rent ... but Speedy is a little short

Chrissy: (snort)

Mr Furley: Well, you know I would like to help, but my uncle Bart is a real jack *** !

Mr Furley .... and PUT SOME CLOTHES ON !!!!!!!!!!!!! (shakes head and walks out)

Speedy Tripper: Well, I'm going down to the boardwalk - ZUNE is going to pay me a dollar for each hour I am in public wearing this box

Chrissy: Better get some suspenders in case your stimulus does not hold up (snort snort snort)




EPILOGUE: Speedy Tripper was arrested and released on a 1000 bail, but at least did not use any pop up ads like Netflicks