
Speedy: A whole day off to spend with my cuppy new pal. What should we do together Olga?
Olga: Number one and number two ... I do not like coffee and cigars for breakfast like you Speedy. How about getting out of this shanty you live in?
Speedy: Sounds good. I'll fire up the old Buick, and get your car seat set up in the back. Minnesota traffic laws are tough.
Speedy: ..... and what's wrong with Cubans?? Let's get some REAL food!
Speedy: Look at all of this chicken .... just look at it! This cart will be full in no time.Olga: But you know I don't like chicken. I want MELONS!!!!

Speedcat: Now these look like some ripe n ready melons! Nice fit too .... I guess two will be enough to fill "you" up.Olga: How about going to my Hair Salon in Bravado Township? You could use a trim, and I miss the old customers. They should get a real bang out of you, hair face.


Speedcat: Not bad, what do you think??Olga: You look human. How about headed into town ... DOWNTOWN.
Speedcat: Ha haaa!!! Maybe we can get in trouble with the cops. It seems like where ever you go, the police are not too far behind. I'm in .... saddle up!! (err... strap up!)

Olga: Hold me up higher Speedy! Weeee!!! I wonder if we could get Boone and Ericson to have us on their radio show??? .... "Weeee!!!"

Downtown Minneapolis were Mary Tyler Moore Stood for the famous hat toss. HERE COME THE COPS!!! Jackpot :-) Chalk up another law enforcement tangle with World Famous Olga, The Traveling Bra.
Taking a break on a bus fender after out little altercation.Olga: Hey!!! Stop pulling on my arm Hollydale. I have a high tinsel strength, yes. Launching donuts at Canada is one thing ... crackin` my under wire is another!
Speedy: sorry ... I have a bunch of adrenalin flowing through my veins after being handcuffed and questioned by Minneapolis police in front of all of those laughing people.
Olga: Snap out of it you __________ (fill in the BLANK here)

Picture of my Grampa Hollydale in 1941 with Praliene the Traveling Halter.
The "IDS Tower", a standout features of the Minneapolis Skyline.
Olga: Hey, I have had this limousine and driver before. I really do get around!!!
The Nicollet Mall
Olga: Take me over to the flowers .... you like to smell flowers, don't you??Speedy: Ummmm, I guess. This one smells like the lady at the retirement center that wears to much of that "White Shoulders" perfume.
Speedolga Mind Melding Yoga Meditations: I am One with the Bra





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